Instead of reading to him at bedtime, lately my five-year-old son has been asking me to tell him stories about when I was little. Preferably, really silly stories that make him laugh until he's hiccuping too badly to fall asleep.
Many of my tales are about me and my little sister, Julie. My family moved a lot when we were little, so Julie and I often served as each other's best friend as well as sisters. When we shared a bedroom, we would get in trouble for staying up too late talking, so we devised this complicated system of patting our hands against the pillow to talk. One pat meant "are you still awake?" Two pats was "yes." Three pats was "no" (haha). We went all the way up to about fifteen pats. I can't remember what they all were but we "chatted" at night by patting the pillow for YEARS and my parents were none the wiser! :)
My son loved the story about the time I decided to play a joke on my mom on our way home from the park. She was pushing my sister in a stroller, and I ran ahead to the house. Instead of waiting for her on the front porch, I decided to go around back and crawl in through the doggy door. How hilarious would it be when my mom got home and found me already in the house?! It might have been funny (for me at least) had I not gotten stuck in the doggy door. My poor mom ran all the way home, pushing a stroller, completely panicked when she didn't find me waiting for her at the house.
I don't know how long it took her to find me, still stuck halfway through the doggy door, but by that time both of us were crying, and no one thought it was funny. I was five. As the mother of a five-year-old now, I can only imagine how terrified my poor mom was when she couldn't find me!
But my son's favorite of all my childhood stories is from the summer I was eleven. My best friend at the time, a girl named Annie, lived right up the street, and we were at each other's houses all summer long. So often that one night I got up in the middle of the night and sleepwalked out of my house, across the street, and most of the way to Annie's house. Luckily, my mom was still up and heard the front door open. She caught up to me and brought me home. To my knowledge this is the only time I've ever sleepwalked. Annie and I laughed about it for the rest of the summer, what would have happened if I'd rung her doorbell at midnight and asked "Can Annie play?"
What about you? What are some of your funniest childhood memories? If you have kids, do you enjoy telling them stories about when you were little?
Rachel Lacey writes contemporary romance that tugs at your heartstrings. Her debut, Unleashed, will be out this October. She blogs on this site on rotation with the other Ever After Foxes. You can find her online at www.rachellacey.com, or connect with her on Facebook, Twitter, or Pinterest.
Monday, February 24, 2014
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
What I'm WEARING Wednesday
Hi Gang!
Usually I dedicate Wednesday to what I'm reading or what I'm watching, but, well I had to share my new threads.
This picture (with author Toni Blake) was taken 2/8/14 at a book signing at a local B&N. Lori Foster, Jules Bennett, Melissa Landers (Macy Beckett) were all in attendance.
I signed Tempting the Billionaire for people who wanted their brand new books defaced. (So weird, right?) ;)
I think this shirt should be required wear for all our foxy Ever After girls, don't you? Target. $14.99. Just sayin.
What about you? Buy any awesome clothes lately?
~Jess :)
Jessica Lemmon writes
sassy, sexy contemporary romance with a squeeze of humor. She blogs on this
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Usually I dedicate Wednesday to what I'm reading or what I'm watching, but, well I had to share my new threads.
How cute is that shirt?!
This picture (with author Toni Blake) was taken 2/8/14 at a book signing at a local B&N. Lori Foster, Jules Bennett, Melissa Landers (Macy Beckett) were all in attendance.
I signed Tempting the Billionaire for people who wanted their brand new books defaced. (So weird, right?) ;)
I think this shirt should be required wear for all our foxy Ever After girls, don't you? Target. $14.99. Just sayin.
What about you? Buy any awesome clothes lately?
~Jess :)
Monday, February 10, 2014
Freaky Flashbacks
We've all had those moments. You know...when we do something colossally stupid that we wish we could bury into that subconscious part of our mind.
I've got more than my fair share, but there's one in particular that stands out and goes above and beyond colassal.
I was about seventeen at the time (and yes, the age alone is part of the whole reason for "stupid"), and my boyfriend (who is now my husband) and I decided to do a late night run through In-N-Out Burger. Because, really, who can resist that place? Best shakes evah!
Anyway, I hadn't had my license that long (I took my test three times before I passed, which makes the rest of the story make much more sense), but I thought I knew it all. In other words, I thought a few months of driving experience was more than enough for me to be like, "Yeah, I've totally got this whole driving thing down."
Needles to say, I was completely clueless and really didn't know what I was doing. After I pulled up to the window to pay, the car ahead of me eased forward. And this is the part where I was supposed pull my own car forward. I mean, it shouldn't have been that hard.
Take foot off break pedal (which is the really BIG one on the left), idle forward, then replace foot on break.
Easy enough, right?
Apparently not if you're seventeen and a little ditzy and distracted. Because the part where I was supposed to replace my foot on the break pedal? Yeah, I kind of screwed that part up.
My foot, which apparently had a mind of it's own, slammed down on the gas pedal. This totally senseless action caused my car to lurch forward and slam into the car in front of me.
And my boyfriend was all, "What the hell are you doing?"
What I wanted to say was, "Gee, I don't know. I guess I wanted to throw a little crazy in my evening," Instead I made some odd noise that sounded like a cross between a dying cat and a choke.
And the worst part? (because being gawked/laughed at by the people in the building and the drivethru guy wasn't bad enough). I was in my dad's car.
Which went from being in perfect condition to having a dented front bumper in a matter of about ten seconds.
Pretty stupid right?
I dare you to top that, and tell me something you did that's worse.
Monday, February 3, 2014
What I'm Looking Forward To In The New Year
Music
Who? Eric Church
What? The Outsiders
When? 2.11.14
Why? I love this man. He's scruffy and southern and wonderful and his song "Springsteen" single handily inspired Unforgettable, the fourth book in the Country Road series. It also had a massive influence on forming the hero Nathanial Shepherd. I can't wait to see what other stories Mr. Church will inspire.
Who? Adele
What? 25
When? Sometime in 2014...but the first single is rumored to be released in March 2014.
Why? I love her. Plain and simple.
Movies
What? Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Who? Chris Evans
When? 4.4.2014
Why? I think that was explained in the who. Chris Evans...have you seen him??? Have you??
What? Divergent
When? 3.21.2014
Who? Theo James is hot...just sayin'.
Why? Okay, I haven't read the books yet...I'm on the waiting list to get them on audio from the library. I know, I know not everyone likes listening to audio books, but I love them. I haven't read that much YA since my Hunger Games binge, but I think this series is right up my alley. And I will listen to the books before I see the movie.
What? The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
When? 11.21.2014
Who? Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, & Liam Hemsworth
Why? Because this series is one of my favorites. I've been happy with the movies so far in comparison to the books and I think that Catching Fire was a massive step up from The Hunger Games. Though I'm preparing myself now for how they're going to split this movie up...let me tell you how much I don't like cliff hangers...I don't like them. At least I already know how it ends, but that's only a little bit comforting.
Television
What? Downton Abbey
When? 1.5.2014 (so it already started and I've had a couple weeks of heartache)
Who? I love almost all of the characters, which makes it that much more painful when they kill someone off.
Where? On the couch clutching a glass of wine to help me cope.
Why? My love for Downton cannot be explained with words. It's pleasure and pain. Apparently I have masochistic tendencies.
What? Game of Thrones
When? 4.6.2014
Who? JON SNOW!!!!! I also love Daenerys...and her awesome dragons.
Where? I'm sure there will be alcohol involved in the viewing of this show as well. So. Much. Angst.
Why? Okay, I'll admit to not having read this series...I think the books would probably be too much for me to take given how I react to the show. Nevertheless, I can't wait. It hurts so good.
Books
Who? Julie James
What? It Happened One Wedding
When? 5.6.2014
Why? Read a Julie James book and you will understand. This woman is in my top five favorite authors and her heroes are beyond swoon worthy.
Who? Jodi Ellen Malpas
What? This Man Trilogy
When? They are all out now...so she's new to me, not new to this year.
Why? I'd heard good things and was very intrigued by this series. I finished the first book last week and promptly bought the other two. Ava O'Shea is feisty and loves her wine (we're already kindred spirits) and Jesse Ward is hot and broody...and complicated as all hell.
Who? Eric Church
What? The Outsiders
When? 2.11.14
Why? I love this man. He's scruffy and southern and wonderful and his song "Springsteen" single handily inspired Unforgettable, the fourth book in the Country Road series. It also had a massive influence on forming the hero Nathanial Shepherd. I can't wait to see what other stories Mr. Church will inspire.
Who? Adele
What? 25
When? Sometime in 2014...but the first single is rumored to be released in March 2014.
Why? I love her. Plain and simple.
Movies
What? Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Who? Chris Evans
When? 4.4.2014
Why? I think that was explained in the who. Chris Evans...have you seen him??? Have you??
What? Divergent
When? 3.21.2014
Who? Theo James is hot...just sayin'.
Why? Okay, I haven't read the books yet...I'm on the waiting list to get them on audio from the library. I know, I know not everyone likes listening to audio books, but I love them. I haven't read that much YA since my Hunger Games binge, but I think this series is right up my alley. And I will listen to the books before I see the movie.
What? The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1
When? 11.21.2014
Who? Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, & Liam Hemsworth
Why? Because this series is one of my favorites. I've been happy with the movies so far in comparison to the books and I think that Catching Fire was a massive step up from The Hunger Games. Though I'm preparing myself now for how they're going to split this movie up...let me tell you how much I don't like cliff hangers...I don't like them. At least I already know how it ends, but that's only a little bit comforting.
Television
What? Downton Abbey
When? 1.5.2014 (so it already started and I've had a couple weeks of heartache)
Who? I love almost all of the characters, which makes it that much more painful when they kill someone off.
Where? On the couch clutching a glass of wine to help me cope.
Why? My love for Downton cannot be explained with words. It's pleasure and pain. Apparently I have masochistic tendencies.
What? Game of Thrones
When? 4.6.2014
Who? JON SNOW!!!!! I also love Daenerys...and her awesome dragons.
Where? I'm sure there will be alcohol involved in the viewing of this show as well. So. Much. Angst.
Why? Okay, I'll admit to not having read this series...I think the books would probably be too much for me to take given how I react to the show. Nevertheless, I can't wait. It hurts so good.
Books
Who? Julie James
What? It Happened One Wedding
When? 5.6.2014
Why? Read a Julie James book and you will understand. This woman is in my top five favorite authors and her heroes are beyond swoon worthy.
Who? Jodi Ellen Malpas
What? This Man Trilogy
When? They are all out now...so she's new to me, not new to this year.
Why? I'd heard good things and was very intrigued by this series. I finished the first book last week and promptly bought the other two. Ava O'Shea is feisty and loves her wine (we're already kindred spirits) and Jesse Ward is hot and broody...and complicated as all hell.
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